Full Name
Michael Paul Triebwasser
Hometown
Cincinnati, OH
Age
21
Physical Characteristics
Tall, dark, chiseled, tdp
Family
Only child. Mom and dad are Mother and Father
Major
Molecular Biology and Sex with Anonymous Partners
Career Aspirations
M.D.(Makes Decisions)/Ph.D. with an emphasis on cutting edge research at
a university or at an institute(no smelly pretty boy fag students to
deal with)
What type of dehydraded fruit represents me:
I think dehydated bacon is the best fruit which represents because I am fat
Social/Recreational Preferences
Rowing, tickling Beth, drinking, sleeping through my problems, not
talking to attractive women
Employment History
Research Assistant in the Howard Hughes Medical Institute with X and PGA
my favorite embarassing story about a roomate is:
when Anders hooked up with Becca
In two years I will be finishing my first six months of Medicine rotations
In five years I will be working on my Dissertation
In twenty years I will be making more money than all of my roommates
combined after I take a fat job with a private company overseeing drug
discovery and development
In five years:
Andy will be a year out of the peace corps trying not to let Yosemite
burn down
Anders will be finishing his 80 hour a week baptism by fire in
investment real estate/banking
Justin will be done with all the society of actuary exams, with Steph,
and making 100+ in middle management
Ed will have dumped Malia, picked up a super model because of his
endowment and savant qualities and managing a web development program.
He will still play video games all the time though