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Ed "crazy", "Eddie Money", "Beez Nutz", "Eddie B" Burnett

Hometown
Teh Shrewz muthafucka

Age
21

Physical Characteristics
Height: 6'3", Wingspan: 6'7"

Family
All nuts

Major
Comp Sci

Career Aspirations
Owning/Maintaining Internet Cafe would be pretty sweet

Type of Dehydrated Fruit which Best Represents Me
Apricots, because they make me gassy

Social/Recreational Preferences
I don't need to be social, I have fark.

Employment History
Caddy, Ski Instructor, Naturalist, Cutco Salesman, Guitar Teacher, Office/Lab Bitch, Driver, Software Trainer, Webmaster, and Freelance Computer Repair

If I Could Change One Thing at 415 W Dayton it would be
I would change everyone's kitchen habits. I'm sick and fucking tired of having to clean some shitass's spoon before I use it, let's have a just a little pride.

Off to Aushwitz: Borat, Hog, Lemiwinks, or Hogie?
Borat. He's a freak.
I lie, I choose Hogie. I can't kill my widdle dwarf hampsters, or my dead gerbil.

my favorite embarassing story about a roomate is:
The night Anders made himself vomit so violently a blood vessel burst and eye was filled up with blood for 2 months.
Or the time Nate promised to clean up the vomit on the living room wall and never did. It's still there.

In two years I will be: Anywhere but the Midwest
In five years I will be: A nameless typist in a faceless corporation.
In twenty years I will be: Working the bugs out of skynet.


In five years my roomates will be:

Hoagie- A total computer nerd, it's inevitable

Pniz- Happy as a clam in his spotless apartment with the sweet view

Brenden- Will realize he hates being an actuary and will go into management.

Treibwasser- Completly insane but he will be neck deep in academia so no one will ever notice

Coot- Will have cleaned up his room, and learned to fix his own computer, (also with Emily)

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