The Ultimate Personality Quiz

1) Sex:
Male: 32%

 

89
Female: 68%

 

192
2) Do you close the bathroom door if you are alone in a house?
Yes: 46%

 

129
No: 54%

 

152
3) How about if you are not alone?
Yes: 86%

 

242
No: 14%

 

39
4) Do you stand or lean to one side when you wipe?
Stand: 33%

 

92
Lean: 67%

 

189
5) Do you mentally remember everything your hands have touched since you last washed them?
Yes: 21%

 

60
No: 79%

 

221
6) Have you ever been arrested?
Yes: 88%

 

248
No: 12%

 

33
7) Could you be in jail right now for the illegal things you've done?
Yes: 70%

 

197
No: 30%

 

84
8) The figure below that I like least is:
: 56%

 

157
: 14%

 

38
: 31%

 

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9) Presented with and I like the following the most:
: 43%

 

121
: 33%

 

92
: 24%

 

68
10) Does the phrase 'And now for something completely different.' mean anything to you?
Yes: 57%

 

159
No: 43%

 

122
11) How about the phrase 'Apes are monkeys too'?
Yes: 33%

 

92
No: 67%

 

189
12) Or '..Making your dreams come true, for you. Making your dreams come true'?
Yes: 36%

 

102
No: 64%

 

179
13) Have you ever been the first to show up to a party?
Yes: 56%

 

156
No: 44%

 

125
14) How about the last to leave?
Yes: 56%

 

156
No: 44%

 

125
15) Do you golf?
Yes: 10%

 

27
No: 90%

 

254
16) Do you disc golf?
Yes: 6%

 

17
No: 94%

 

264
17) Have you ever given blood?
Yes: 69%

 

193
No: 31%

 

88
18) Are you an organ donor?
Yes: 73%

 

205
No: 27%

 

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19) Would you consider donating your body to science?
Yes: 52%

 

146
No: 48%

 

135
20) Are you a vegetarian?
Yes: 11%

 

30
No: 89%

 

251
21) Are you a vegan?
Yes: 2%

 

5
No: 98%

 

276
22) Have you ever tried being either?
Yes: 39%

 

109
No: 61%

 

172
23) Do you download music illegally?
Yes: 43%

 

122
No: 21%

 

60
Used to..: 35%

 

99
24) Do you download applications illegally?
Yes: 70%

 

196
No: 30%

 

85
25) Are you currently downloading anything illegally?
Yes: 14%

 

39
No: 86%

 

242
26) Have you ever shoplifted?
Yes: 61%

 

172
No: 39%

 

109
27) How about anything over like 10$?
Yes: 80%

 

226
No: 20%

 

55
28) Would you spank your child?
Yes: 42%

 

119
No: 58%

 

162
29) Would you shake them?
Yes: 84%

 

237
No: 16%

 

44
30) What is worse: being labeled as liberal or conservative?
Liberal: 64%

 

179
Conservative: 36%

 

102
31) Would you vote for Arnold if given the chance?
Affermative: 29%

 

81
Negative: 71%

 

200
32) Did you vote in 04?
Yes: 45%

 

127
No: 15%

 

42
I would've if I could've: 40%

 

112
33) Do you know what the term 'Political Flamewar' means?
Yes: 74%

 

209
No: 26%

 

72
34) Do you watch TV news?
Yes: 48%

 

135
No: 52%

 

146
35) Do you watch MTV?
Yes: 31%

 

86
No: 69%

 

195
36) Do you pretty much gag at anything on TV?
Yes: 62%

 

173
No: 38%

 

108
37) How about Iron Chef?
Yeah I do love that show: 74%

 

209
Nope... : 26%

 

72
38) Do you remember when you learned the truth about Santa?
Yes: 40%

 

112
No: 60%

 

169
39) Have you ever been the one that told anyone the truth about Santa??
Mwhahaha!! Yes!: 70%

 

198
No: 30%

 

83
40) So what's the deal with Bush?
Evil mastermind!! 30%

 

83
I think he's just a total dumbass. 35%

 

97
He thinks what he is doing is good for this country, really he does. Still a dumbass. 9%

 

24
I don't totally agree with him, but he sure as hell is better than anyone the Democrats have coughed out. 3%

 

8
He is one of our greatest presidents ever. 5%

 

14
God appointed him. 20%

 

55
41) What's the deal with America?
Man, I wish I lived in Europe or Canada or something... 33%

 

92
America stands for some great things, it's just our damn policies that piss me off. 57%

 

161
America is the greatest, and will always be. Nuff said. 10%

 

28
42) Do you believe you will see the end of America as the the lone superpower in your lifetime?
Yes 54%

 

153
No 46%

 

128
43) So what's the deal with this site?
I think you try too hard Ed. 42%

 

119
It's kinda amusing, I guess. 16%

 

45
I think it's just fine. 34%

 

96
More content! More updates! Weh weh weh!! 7%

 

21
44) Can you sing?
Yes 52%

 

147
No 48%

 

134
45) Can you play an instrument?
Yes 42%

 

118
I used to.. 33%

 

92
Yes 25%

 

71
46) Can you juggle?
Yes 17%

 

47
No 83%

 

234
47) Have you ever killed a mammal?
Yes 26%

 

72
No 74%

 

209
48) Roadkill doesn't count.
Still have 20%

 

57
No 80%

 

224
49) Neither do mice traps.
Yep 20%

 

57
No 80%

 

224
50) Or hunting for that matter.
...blood... 85%

 

239
No 15%

 

42
51) Did you know I sometimes photoshop the pictures to make them look better?
Yeah I kinda assumed 36%

 

102
What? Photoshop? 64%

 

179
52) Could you format your own computer?
Yes 62%

 

173
No 38%

 

108
53) Do you floss at least once a day?
Yes 23%

 

65
No 77%

 

216
54) Are you a beer snob?
Yes 12%

 

33
No 88%

 

248
55) Are you a music snob?
Yes 59%

 

166
No 41%

 

115
56) Aren't we all music snobs?
yeah, I guess so... 100%

 

281
57) Are you one of those people that talks to your friends on the phone at freaking 9am?
Like, all the time 33%

 

92
Sometimes, but rarely 6%

 

16
No 62%

 

173
58) How about at like noon? Fucking Christ.
Like, all the time 52%

 

147
Sometimes, but rarely 36%

 

101
No 12%

 

33
59) Speaking of which, how about that guy?
He never existed 22%

 

61
He existed, but was just a good guy. None of this son of god nonsense. 9%

 

26
He is the son of God, and we should follow his teachings. 37%

 

103
Those that don't follow Him will be condemned to Hell for all of eternity. 3%

 

8
I don't have a freaking clue. 30%

 

83
60) What about his dad?
There is no god or creator of any sort, and organized religion was created to keep the masses in line. 19%

 

52
There is some sort of creator or something, but none of that bible writing nonsense. 19%

 

53
There is a God, and He wrote the bible, or something like that. 21%

 

60
There is a God, and He created man in his likeness. Oh and evolution is nothing but liberal propaganda. 10%

 

28
I don't have a freaking clue. 31%

 

88
61) Would you permanently change your name to 'Poo McSlapmychest' for $10 million?
Yes 38%

 

106
No 62%

 

175
62) What about 'Frank Franklin'?
Yes 69%

 

193
No 31%

 

88
63) What about 'Slut McFuckInMyTruck'?
Yes 74%

 

208
No 26%

 

73
64) What if it was $2 million?
Yes 71%

 

200
No 29%

 

81
65) Would you rather be a master chef or a master breakdancer?
Chef 64%

 

179
Breakdancer 36%

 

102
66) Would you rather have a flying carpet that can't be destroyed and you can never lose and can go up to the speed of sound, BUT you lose your legs, or every one of Darth Vader's powers?
The flying carpet 14%

 

38
The powers 86%

 

243
67) Would you rather your legs twice as long, or your forearms?
Legs 26%

 

72
Forearms 74%

 

209
68) Did you ever read the daily comics as a kid?
Yes 59%

 

166
No 41%

 

115
69) Are you considered athletic?
Yes 39%

 

109
No 61%

 

172
70) Do you typically pull the tags out of your t-shirts?
Yes 56%

 

156
No 44%

 

125
71) When you do though, are you always careful to not tear the fabric?
Yes 68%

 

192
No 32%

 

89
72) What is more important, career success or personal satisfaction?
Career success 38%

 

106
Personal satisfaction 56%

 

156
The two are one and the same 7%

 

19
73) Could you properly explain what a 'pun' is?
Yes 71%

 

200
No 29%

 

81
74) Could you properly explain how this joke is supposed to be funny?
Yes 29%

 

82
No 71%

 

199
75) OK, done.
Wait, please more! 70%

 

196
Thank the freaking lord. 30%

 

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