The Ultimate Personality Quiz

1) Sex:
Male: 31%

 

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Female: 69%

 

213
2) Do you close the bathroom door if you are alone in a house?
Yes: 46%

 

143
No: 54%

 

166
3) How about if you are not alone?
Yes: 86%

 

267
No: 14%

 

42
4) Do you stand or lean to one side when you wipe?
Stand: 33%

 

103
Lean: 67%

 

206
5) Do you mentally remember everything your hands have touched since you last washed them?
Yes: 21%

 

66
No: 79%

 

243
6) Have you ever been arrested?
Yes: 88%

 

271
No: 12%

 

38
7) Could you be in jail right now for the illegal things you've done?
Yes: 69%

 

213
No: 31%

 

96
8) The figure below that I like least is:
: 56%

 

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: 15%

 

45
: 29%

 

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9) Presented with and I like the following the most:
: 43%

 

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: 33%

 

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: 24%

 

74
10) Does the phrase 'And now for something completely different.' mean anything to you?
Yes: 58%

 

178
No: 42%

 

131
11) How about the phrase 'Apes are monkeys too'?
Yes: 33%

 

102
No: 67%

 

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12) Or '..Making your dreams come true, for you. Making your dreams come true'?
Yes: 37%

 

114
No: 63%

 

195
13) Have you ever been the first to show up to a party?
Yes: 57%

 

175
No: 43%

 

134
14) How about the last to leave?
Yes: 56%

 

173
No: 44%

 

136
15) Do you golf?
Yes: 9%

 

29
No: 91%

 

280
16) Do you disc golf?
Yes: 6%

 

17
No: 94%

 

292
17) Have you ever given blood?
Yes: 69%

 

213
No: 31%

 

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18) Are you an organ donor?
Yes: 72%

 

223
No: 28%

 

86
19) Would you consider donating your body to science?
Yes: 52%

 

161
No: 48%

 

148
20) Are you a vegetarian?
Yes: 11%

 

34
No: 89%

 

275
21) Are you a vegan?
Yes: 2%

 

5
No: 98%

 

304
22) Have you ever tried being either?
Yes: 39%

 

120
No: 61%

 

189
23) Do you download music illegally?
Yes: 43%

 

133
No: 21%

 

65
Used to..: 36%

 

111
24) Do you download applications illegally?
Yes: 70%

 

215
No: 30%

 

94
25) Are you currently downloading anything illegally?
Yes: 14%

 

43
No: 86%

 

266
26) Have you ever shoplifted?
Yes: 60%

 

185
No: 40%

 

124
27) How about anything over like 10$?
Yes: 81%

 

249
No: 19%

 

60
28) Would you spank your child?
Yes: 42%

 

130
No: 58%

 

179
29) Would you shake them?
Yes: 85%

 

262
No: 15%

 

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30) What is worse: being labeled as liberal or conservative?
Liberal: 62%

 

192
Conservative: 38%

 

117
31) Would you vote for Arnold if given the chance?
Affermative: 28%

 

87
Negative: 72%

 

222
32) Did you vote in 04?
Yes: 46%

 

141
No: 14%

 

44
I would've if I could've: 40%

 

124
33) Do you know what the term 'Political Flamewar' means?
Yes: 74%

 

230
No: 26%

 

79
34) Do you watch TV news?
Yes: 48%

 

147
No: 52%

 

162
35) Do you watch MTV?
Yes: 30%

 

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No: 70%

 

217
36) Do you pretty much gag at anything on TV?
Yes: 63%

 

194
No: 37%

 

115
37) How about Iron Chef?
Yeah I do love that show: 75%

 

231
Nope... : 25%

 

78
38) Do you remember when you learned the truth about Santa?
Yes: 39%

 

122
No: 61%

 

187
39) Have you ever been the one that told anyone the truth about Santa??
Mwhahaha!! Yes!: 70%

 

217
No: 30%

 

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40) So what's the deal with Bush?
Evil mastermind!! 30%

 

93
I think he's just a total dumbass. 35%

 

107
He thinks what he is doing is good for this country, really he does. Still a dumbass. 8%

 

25
I don't totally agree with him, but he sure as hell is better than anyone the Democrats have coughed out. 4%

 

12
He is one of our greatest presidents ever. 5%

 

15
God appointed him. 18%

 

57
41) What's the deal with America?
Man, I wish I lived in Europe or Canada or something... 33%

 

103
America stands for some great things, it's just our damn policies that piss me off. 56%

 

174
America is the greatest, and will always be. Nuff said. 10%

 

32
42) Do you believe you will see the end of America as the the lone superpower in your lifetime?
Yes 55%

 

171
No 45%

 

138
43) So what's the deal with this site?
I think you try too hard Ed. 42%

 

130
It's kinda amusing, I guess. 16%

 

50
I think it's just fine. 34%

 

104
More content! More updates! Weh weh weh!! 8%

 

25
44) Can you sing?
Yes 50%

 

156
No 50%

 

153
45) Can you play an instrument?
Yes 41%

 

127
I used to.. 33%

 

103
Yes 26%

 

79
46) Can you juggle?
Yes 16%

 

49
No 84%

 

260
47) Have you ever killed a mammal?
Yes 25%

 

76
No 75%

 

233
48) Roadkill doesn't count.
Still have 20%

 

61
No 80%

 

248
49) Neither do mice traps.
Yep 20%

 

63
No 80%

 

246
50) Or hunting for that matter.
...blood... 85%

 

263
No 15%

 

46
51) Did you know I sometimes photoshop the pictures to make them look better?
Yeah I kinda assumed 37%

 

113
What? Photoshop? 63%

 

196
52) Could you format your own computer?
Yes 62%

 

192
No 38%

 

117
53) Do you floss at least once a day?
Yes 22%

 

67
No 78%

 

242
54) Are you a beer snob?
Yes 12%

 

36
No 88%

 

273
55) Are you a music snob?
Yes 59%

 

182
No 41%

 

127
56) Aren't we all music snobs?
yeah, I guess so... 100%

 

309
57) Are you one of those people that talks to your friends on the phone at freaking 9am?
Like, all the time 32%

 

99
Sometimes, but rarely 6%

 

20
No 61%

 

190
58) How about at like noon? Fucking Christ.
Like, all the time 50%

 

156
Sometimes, but rarely 37%

 

115
No 12%

 

38
59) Speaking of which, how about that guy?
He never existed 22%

 

67
He existed, but was just a good guy. None of this son of god nonsense. 9%

 

29
He is the son of God, and we should follow his teachings. 36%

 

110
Those that don't follow Him will be condemned to Hell for all of eternity. 3%

 

9
I don't have a freaking clue. 30%

 

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60) What about his dad?
There is no god or creator of any sort, and organized religion was created to keep the masses in line. 18%

 

57
There is some sort of creator or something, but none of that bible writing nonsense. 18%

 

57
There is a God, and He wrote the bible, or something like that. 22%

 

67
There is a God, and He created man in his likeness. Oh and evolution is nothing but liberal propaganda. 9%

 

29
I don't have a freaking clue. 32%

 

99
61) Would you permanently change your name to 'Poo McSlapmychest' for $10 million?
Yes 39%

 

119
No 61%

 

190
62) What about 'Frank Franklin'?
Yes 69%

 

213
No 31%

 

96
63) What about 'Slut McFuckInMyTruck'?
Yes 73%

 

227
No 27%

 

82
64) What if it was $2 million?
Yes 72%

 

222
No 28%

 

87
65) Would you rather be a master chef or a master breakdancer?
Chef 64%

 

197
Breakdancer 36%

 

112
66) Would you rather have a flying carpet that can't be destroyed and you can never lose and can go up to the speed of sound, BUT you lose your legs, or every one of Darth Vader's powers?
The flying carpet 14%

 

42
The powers 86%

 

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67) Would you rather your legs twice as long, or your forearms?
Legs 26%

 

80
Forearms 74%

 

229
68) Did you ever read the daily comics as a kid?
Yes 59%

 

183
No 41%

 

126
69) Are you considered athletic?
Yes 39%

 

119
No 61%

 

190
70) Do you typically pull the tags out of your t-shirts?
Yes 56%

 

174
No 44%

 

135
71) When you do though, are you always careful to not tear the fabric?
Yes 68%

 

210
No 32%

 

99
72) What is more important, career success or personal satisfaction?
Career success 38%

 

117
Personal satisfaction 56%

 

172
The two are one and the same 6%

 

20
73) Could you properly explain what a 'pun' is?
Yes 72%

 

223
No 28%

 

86
74) Could you properly explain how this joke is supposed to be funny?
Yes 30%

 

93
No 70%

 

216
75) OK, done.
Wait, please more! 70%

 

217
Thank the freaking lord. 30%

 

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