The Ultimate Personality Quiz

1) Sex:
Male: 32%

 

93
Female: 68%

 

198
2) Do you close the bathroom door if you are alone in a house?
Yes: 46%

 

133
No: 54%

 

158
3) How about if you are not alone?
Yes: 86%

 

251
No: 14%

 

40
4) Do you stand or lean to one side when you wipe?
Stand: 33%

 

96
Lean: 67%

 

195
5) Do you mentally remember everything your hands have touched since you last washed them?
Yes: 21%

 

62
No: 79%

 

229
6) Have you ever been arrested?
Yes: 88%

 

256
No: 12%

 

35
7) Could you be in jail right now for the illegal things you've done?
Yes: 69%

 

201
No: 31%

 

90
8) The figure below that I like least is:
: 57%

 

165
: 13%

 

38
: 30%

 

88
9) Presented with and I like the following the most:
: 43%

 

125
: 32%

 

94
: 25%

 

72
10) Does the phrase 'And now for something completely different.' mean anything to you?
Yes: 57%

 

165
No: 43%

 

126
11) How about the phrase 'Apes are monkeys too'?
Yes: 33%

 

97
No: 67%

 

194
12) Or '..Making your dreams come true, for you. Making your dreams come true'?
Yes: 37%

 

107
No: 63%

 

184
13) Have you ever been the first to show up to a party?
Yes: 56%

 

163
No: 44%

 

128
14) How about the last to leave?
Yes: 56%

 

163
No: 44%

 

128
15) Do you golf?
Yes: 10%

 

29
No: 90%

 

262
16) Do you disc golf?
Yes: 6%

 

17
No: 94%

 

274
17) Have you ever given blood?
Yes: 69%

 

200
No: 31%

 

91
18) Are you an organ donor?
Yes: 73%

 

212
No: 27%

 

79
19) Would you consider donating your body to science?
Yes: 53%

 

153
No: 47%

 

138
20) Are you a vegetarian?
Yes: 10%

 

30
No: 90%

 

261
21) Are you a vegan?
Yes: 2%

 

5
No: 98%

 

286
22) Have you ever tried being either?
Yes: 38%

 

112
No: 62%

 

179
23) Do you download music illegally?
Yes: 43%

 

124
No: 21%

 

62
Used to..: 36%

 

105
24) Do you download applications illegally?
Yes: 70%

 

205
No: 30%

 

86
25) Are you currently downloading anything illegally?
Yes: 14%

 

40
No: 86%

 

251
26) Have you ever shoplifted?
Yes: 60%

 

176
No: 40%

 

115
27) How about anything over like 10$?
Yes: 81%

 

236
No: 19%

 

55
28) Would you spank your child?
Yes: 43%

 

126
No: 57%

 

165
29) Would you shake them?
Yes: 85%

 

246
No: 15%

 

45
30) What is worse: being labeled as liberal or conservative?
Liberal: 63%

 

182
Conservative: 37%

 

109
31) Would you vote for Arnold if given the chance?
Affermative: 29%

 

83
Negative: 71%

 

208
32) Did you vote in 04?
Yes: 45%

 

132
No: 15%

 

43
I would've if I could've: 40%

 

116
33) Do you know what the term 'Political Flamewar' means?
Yes: 75%

 

217
No: 25%

 

74
34) Do you watch TV news?
Yes: 49%

 

142
No: 51%

 

149
35) Do you watch MTV?
Yes: 31%

 

89
No: 69%

 

202
36) Do you pretty much gag at anything on TV?
Yes: 62%

 

180
No: 38%

 

111
37) How about Iron Chef?
Yeah I do love that show: 74%

 

216
Nope... : 26%

 

75
38) Do you remember when you learned the truth about Santa?
Yes: 40%

 

115
No: 60%

 

176
39) Have you ever been the one that told anyone the truth about Santa??
Mwhahaha!! Yes!: 70%

 

205
No: 30%

 

86
40) So what's the deal with Bush?
Evil mastermind!! 30%

 

86
I think he's just a total dumbass. 34%

 

100
He thinks what he is doing is good for this country, really he does. Still a dumbass. 9%

 

25
I don't totally agree with him, but he sure as hell is better than anyone the Democrats have coughed out. 4%

 

11
He is one of our greatest presidents ever. 5%

 

14
God appointed him. 19%

 

55
41) What's the deal with America?
Man, I wish I lived in Europe or Canada or something... 32%

 

93
America stands for some great things, it's just our damn policies that piss me off. 57%

 

167
America is the greatest, and will always be. Nuff said. 11%

 

31
42) Do you believe you will see the end of America as the the lone superpower in your lifetime?
Yes 55%

 

160
No 45%

 

131
43) So what's the deal with this site?
I think you try too hard Ed. 42%

 

123
It's kinda amusing, I guess. 16%

 

48
I think it's just fine. 34%

 

99
More content! More updates! Weh weh weh!! 7%

 

21
44) Can you sing?
Yes 52%

 

151
No 48%

 

140
45) Can you play an instrument?
Yes 41%

 

120
I used to.. 33%

 

96
Yes 26%

 

75
46) Can you juggle?
Yes 16%

 

47
No 84%

 

244
47) Have you ever killed a mammal?
Yes 25%

 

74
No 75%

 

217
48) Roadkill doesn't count.
Still have 20%

 

59
No 80%

 

232
49) Neither do mice traps.
Yep 21%

 

60
No 79%

 

231
50) Or hunting for that matter.
...blood... 85%

 

247
No 15%

 

44
51) Did you know I sometimes photoshop the pictures to make them look better?
Yeah I kinda assumed 35%

 

103
What? Photoshop? 65%

 

188
52) Could you format your own computer?
Yes 63%

 

182
No 37%

 

109
53) Do you floss at least once a day?
Yes 23%

 

67
No 77%

 

224
54) Are you a beer snob?
Yes 12%

 

35
No 88%

 

256
55) Are you a music snob?
Yes 59%

 

171
No 41%

 

120
56) Aren't we all music snobs?
yeah, I guess so... 100%

 

291
57) Are you one of those people that talks to your friends on the phone at freaking 9am?
Like, all the time 32%

 

94
Sometimes, but rarely 6%

 

17
No 62%

 

180
58) How about at like noon? Fucking Christ.
Like, all the time 52%

 

150
Sometimes, but rarely 36%

 

106
No 12%

 

35
59) Speaking of which, how about that guy?
He never existed 22%

 

63
He existed, but was just a good guy. None of this son of god nonsense. 9%

 

26
He is the son of God, and we should follow his teachings. 36%

 

104
Those that don't follow Him will be condemned to Hell for all of eternity. 3%

 

8
I don't have a freaking clue. 31%

 

90
60) What about his dad?
There is no god or creator of any sort, and organized religion was created to keep the masses in line. 18%

 

53
There is some sort of creator or something, but none of that bible writing nonsense. 19%

 

56
There is a God, and He wrote the bible, or something like that. 22%

 

65
There is a God, and He created man in his likeness. Oh and evolution is nothing but liberal propaganda. 10%

 

28
I don't have a freaking clue. 31%

 

89
61) Would you permanently change your name to 'Poo McSlapmychest' for $10 million?
Yes 39%

 

113
No 61%

 

178
62) What about 'Frank Franklin'?
Yes 70%

 

203
No 30%

 

88
63) What about 'Slut McFuckInMyTruck'?
Yes 74%

 

214
No 26%

 

77
64) What if it was $2 million?
Yes 71%

 

206
No 29%

 

85
65) Would you rather be a master chef or a master breakdancer?
Chef 63%

 

184
Breakdancer 37%

 

107
66) Would you rather have a flying carpet that can't be destroyed and you can never lose and can go up to the speed of sound, BUT you lose your legs, or every one of Darth Vader's powers?
The flying carpet 13%

 

39
The powers 87%

 

252
67) Would you rather your legs twice as long, or your forearms?
Legs 25%

 

74
Forearms 75%

 

217
68) Did you ever read the daily comics as a kid?
Yes 59%

 

173
No 41%

 

118
69) Are you considered athletic?
Yes 39%

 

113
No 61%

 

178
70) Do you typically pull the tags out of your t-shirts?
Yes 56%

 

162
No 44%

 

129
71) When you do though, are you always careful to not tear the fabric?
Yes 68%

 

198
No 32%

 

93
72) What is more important, career success or personal satisfaction?
Career success 38%

 

112
Personal satisfaction 55%

 

160
The two are one and the same 7%

 

19
73) Could you properly explain what a 'pun' is?
Yes 72%

 

209
No 28%

 

82
74) Could you properly explain how this joke is supposed to be funny?
Yes 30%

 

87
No 70%

 

204
75) OK, done.
Wait, please more! 70%

 

203
Thank the freaking lord. 30%

 

88