The Ultimate Personality Quiz

1) Sex:
Male: 32%

 

87
Female: 68%

 

189
2) Do you close the bathroom door if you are alone in a house?
Yes: 46%

 

127
No: 54%

 

149
3) How about if you are not alone?
Yes: 86%

 

238
No: 14%

 

38
4) Do you stand or lean to one side when you wipe?
Stand: 33%

 

92
Lean: 67%

 

184
5) Do you mentally remember everything your hands have touched since you last washed them?
Yes: 22%

 

60
No: 78%

 

216
6) Have you ever been arrested?
Yes: 88%

 

244
No: 12%

 

32
7) Could you be in jail right now for the illegal things you've done?
Yes: 70%

 

192
No: 30%

 

84
8) The figure below that I like least is:
: 57%

 

156
: 13%

 

37
: 30%

 

83
9) Presented with and I like the following the most:
: 42%

 

117
: 33%

 

92
: 24%

 

67
10) Does the phrase 'And now for something completely different.' mean anything to you?
Yes: 56%

 

154
No: 44%

 

122
11) How about the phrase 'Apes are monkeys too'?
Yes: 33%

 

90
No: 67%

 

186
12) Or '..Making your dreams come true, for you. Making your dreams come true'?
Yes: 36%

 

100
No: 64%

 

176
13) Have you ever been the first to show up to a party?
Yes: 56%

 

154
No: 44%

 

122
14) How about the last to leave?
Yes: 55%

 

153
No: 45%

 

123
15) Do you golf?
Yes: 10%

 

27
No: 90%

 

249
16) Do you disc golf?
Yes: 6%

 

17
No: 94%

 

259
17) Have you ever given blood?
Yes: 68%

 

188
No: 32%

 

88
18) Are you an organ donor?
Yes: 73%

 

201
No: 27%

 

75
19) Would you consider donating your body to science?
Yes: 52%

 

143
No: 48%

 

133
20) Are you a vegetarian?
Yes: 11%

 

29
No: 89%

 

247
21) Are you a vegan?
Yes: 2%

 

5
No: 98%

 

271
22) Have you ever tried being either?
Yes: 39%

 

108
No: 61%

 

168
23) Do you download music illegally?
Yes: 44%

 

121
No: 21%

 

57
Used to..: 36%

 

98
24) Do you download applications illegally?
Yes: 70%

 

193
No: 30%

 

83
25) Are you currently downloading anything illegally?
Yes: 14%

 

39
No: 86%

 

237
26) Have you ever shoplifted?
Yes: 61%

 

167
No: 39%

 

109
27) How about anything over like 10$?
Yes: 80%

 

221
No: 20%

 

55
28) Would you spank your child?
Yes: 42%

 

116
No: 58%

 

160
29) Would you shake them?
Yes: 85%

 

234
No: 15%

 

42
30) What is worse: being labeled as liberal or conservative?
Liberal: 64%

 

177
Conservative: 36%

 

99
31) Would you vote for Arnold if given the chance?
Affermative: 29%

 

79
Negative: 71%

 

197
32) Did you vote in 04?
Yes: 45%

 

125
No: 14%

 

40
I would've if I could've: 40%

 

111
33) Do you know what the term 'Political Flamewar' means?
Yes: 74%

 

205
No: 26%

 

71
34) Do you watch TV news?
Yes: 48%

 

133
No: 52%

 

143
35) Do you watch MTV?
Yes: 31%

 

85
No: 69%

 

191
36) Do you pretty much gag at anything on TV?
Yes: 62%

 

170
No: 38%

 

106
37) How about Iron Chef?
Yeah I do love that show: 74%

 

204
Nope... : 26%

 

72
38) Do you remember when you learned the truth about Santa?
Yes: 39%

 

109
No: 61%

 

167
39) Have you ever been the one that told anyone the truth about Santa??
Mwhahaha!! Yes!: 70%

 

193
No: 30%

 

83
40) So what's the deal with Bush?
Evil mastermind!! 29%

 

81
I think he's just a total dumbass. 34%

 

95
He thinks what he is doing is good for this country, really he does. Still a dumbass. 9%

 

24
I don't totally agree with him, but he sure as hell is better than anyone the Democrats have coughed out. 3%

 

8
He is one of our greatest presidents ever. 5%

 

14
God appointed him. 20%

 

54
41) What's the deal with America?
Man, I wish I lived in Europe or Canada or something... 33%

 

90
America stands for some great things, it's just our damn policies that piss me off. 58%

 

159
America is the greatest, and will always be. Nuff said. 10%

 

27
42) Do you believe you will see the end of America as the the lone superpower in your lifetime?
Yes 55%

 

151
No 45%

 

125
43) So what's the deal with this site?
I think you try too hard Ed. 43%

 

118
It's kinda amusing, I guess. 16%

 

45
I think it's just fine. 34%

 

93
More content! More updates! Weh weh weh!! 7%

 

20
44) Can you sing?
Yes 53%

 

145
No 47%

 

131
45) Can you play an instrument?
Yes 42%

 

117
I used to.. 33%

 

90
Yes 25%

 

69
46) Can you juggle?
Yes 17%

 

47
No 83%

 

229
47) Have you ever killed a mammal?
Yes 25%

 

70
No 75%

 

206
48) Roadkill doesn't count.
Still have 20%

 

55
No 80%

 

221
49) Neither do mice traps.
Yep 20%

 

55
No 80%

 

221
50) Or hunting for that matter.
...blood... 86%

 

236
No 14%

 

40
51) Did you know I sometimes photoshop the pictures to make them look better?
Yeah I kinda assumed 36%

 

98
What? Photoshop? 64%

 

178
52) Could you format your own computer?
Yes 62%

 

170
No 38%

 

106
53) Do you floss at least once a day?
Yes 23%

 

63
No 77%

 

213
54) Are you a beer snob?
Yes 12%

 

33
No 88%

 

243
55) Are you a music snob?
Yes 60%

 

165
No 40%

 

111
56) Aren't we all music snobs?
yeah, I guess so... 100%

 

276
57) Are you one of those people that talks to your friends on the phone at freaking 9am?
Like, all the time 33%

 

91
Sometimes, but rarely 6%

 

16
No 61%

 

169
58) How about at like noon? Fucking Christ.
Like, all the time 51%

 

142
Sometimes, but rarely 37%

 

101
No 12%

 

33
59) Speaking of which, how about that guy?
He never existed 22%

 

61
He existed, but was just a good guy. None of this son of god nonsense. 9%

 

25
He is the son of God, and we should follow his teachings. 37%

 

101
Those that don't follow Him will be condemned to Hell for all of eternity. 3%

 

8
I don't have a freaking clue. 29%

 

81
60) What about his dad?
There is no god or creator of any sort, and organized religion was created to keep the masses in line. 18%

 

51
There is some sort of creator or something, but none of that bible writing nonsense. 19%

 

53
There is a God, and He wrote the bible, or something like that. 21%

 

58
There is a God, and He created man in his likeness. Oh and evolution is nothing but liberal propaganda. 10%

 

28
I don't have a freaking clue. 31%

 

86
61) Would you permanently change your name to 'Poo McSlapmychest' for $10 million?
Yes 37%

 

103
No 63%

 

173
62) What about 'Frank Franklin'?
Yes 69%

 

190
No 31%

 

86
63) What about 'Slut McFuckInMyTruck'?
Yes 74%

 

204
No 26%

 

72
64) What if it was $2 million?
Yes 71%

 

196
No 29%

 

80
65) Would you rather be a master chef or a master breakdancer?
Chef 64%

 

177
Breakdancer 36%

 

99
66) Would you rather have a flying carpet that can't be destroyed and you can never lose and can go up to the speed of sound, BUT you lose your legs, or every one of Darth Vader's powers?
The flying carpet 13%

 

37
The powers 87%

 

239
67) Would you rather your legs twice as long, or your forearms?
Legs 26%

 

72
Forearms 74%

 

204
68) Did you ever read the daily comics as a kid?
Yes 59%

 

163
No 41%

 

113
69) Are you considered athletic?
Yes 39%

 

107
No 61%

 

169
70) Do you typically pull the tags out of your t-shirts?
Yes 56%

 

154
No 44%

 

122
71) When you do though, are you always careful to not tear the fabric?
Yes 68%

 

189
No 32%

 

87
72) What is more important, career success or personal satisfaction?
Career success 38%

 

105
Personal satisfaction 55%

 

152
The two are one and the same 7%

 

19
73) Could you properly explain what a 'pun' is?
Yes 72%

 

198
No 28%

 

78
74) Could you properly explain how this joke is supposed to be funny?
Yes 29%

 

81
No 71%

 

195
75) OK, done.
Wait, please more! 69%

 

191
Thank the freaking lord. 31%

 

85