The Ultimate Personality Quiz

1) Sex:
Male: 32%

 

95
Female: 68%

 

203
2) Do you close the bathroom door if you are alone in a house?
Yes: 46%

 

137
No: 54%

 

161
3) How about if you are not alone?
Yes: 86%

 

257
No: 14%

 

41
4) Do you stand or lean to one side when you wipe?
Stand: 33%

 

97
Lean: 67%

 

201
5) Do you mentally remember everything your hands have touched since you last washed them?
Yes: 21%

 

63
No: 79%

 

235
6) Have you ever been arrested?
Yes: 88%

 

261
No: 12%

 

37
7) Could you be in jail right now for the illegal things you've done?
Yes: 69%

 

205
No: 31%

 

93
8) The figure below that I like least is:
: 57%

 

169
: 13%

 

40
: 30%

 

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9) Presented with and I like the following the most:
: 43%

 

127
: 33%

 

97
: 25%

 

74
10) Does the phrase 'And now for something completely different.' mean anything to you?
Yes: 57%

 

169
No: 43%

 

129
11) How about the phrase 'Apes are monkeys too'?
Yes: 33%

 

99
No: 67%

 

199
12) Or '..Making your dreams come true, for you. Making your dreams come true'?
Yes: 37%

 

110
No: 63%

 

188
13) Have you ever been the first to show up to a party?
Yes: 56%

 

168
No: 44%

 

130
14) How about the last to leave?
Yes: 57%

 

169
No: 43%

 

129
15) Do you golf?
Yes: 10%

 

29
No: 90%

 

269
16) Do you disc golf?
Yes: 6%

 

17
No: 94%

 

281
17) Have you ever given blood?
Yes: 69%

 

205
No: 31%

 

93
18) Are you an organ donor?
Yes: 72%

 

215
No: 28%

 

83
19) Would you consider donating your body to science?
Yes: 53%

 

157
No: 47%

 

141
20) Are you a vegetarian?
Yes: 10%

 

31
No: 90%

 

267
21) Are you a vegan?
Yes: 2%

 

5
No: 98%

 

293
22) Have you ever tried being either?
Yes: 38%

 

114
No: 62%

 

184
23) Do you download music illegally?
Yes: 42%

 

126
No: 21%

 

64
Used to..: 36%

 

108
24) Do you download applications illegally?
Yes: 70%

 

209
No: 30%

 

89
25) Are you currently downloading anything illegally?
Yes: 14%

 

41
No: 86%

 

257
26) Have you ever shoplifted?
Yes: 61%

 

181
No: 39%

 

117
27) How about anything over like 10$?
Yes: 81%

 

242
No: 19%

 

56
28) Would you spank your child?
Yes: 43%

 

128
No: 57%

 

170
29) Would you shake them?
Yes: 85%

 

252
No: 15%

 

46
30) What is worse: being labeled as liberal or conservative?
Liberal: 62%

 

185
Conservative: 38%

 

113
31) Would you vote for Arnold if given the chance?
Affermative: 29%

 

85
Negative: 71%

 

213
32) Did you vote in 04?
Yes: 46%

 

137
No: 15%

 

44
I would've if I could've: 39%

 

117
33) Do you know what the term 'Political Flamewar' means?
Yes: 74%

 

222
No: 26%

 

76
34) Do you watch TV news?
Yes: 49%

 

145
No: 51%

 

153
35) Do you watch MTV?
Yes: 30%

 

90
No: 70%

 

208
36) Do you pretty much gag at anything on TV?
Yes: 62%

 

186
No: 38%

 

112
37) How about Iron Chef?
Yeah I do love that show: 75%

 

223
Nope... : 25%

 

75
38) Do you remember when you learned the truth about Santa?
Yes: 39%

 

116
No: 61%

 

182
39) Have you ever been the one that told anyone the truth about Santa??
Mwhahaha!! Yes!: 71%

 

211
No: 29%

 

87
40) So what's the deal with Bush?
Evil mastermind!! 30%

 

90
I think he's just a total dumbass. 35%

 

103
He thinks what he is doing is good for this country, really he does. Still a dumbass. 8%

 

25
I don't totally agree with him, but he sure as hell is better than anyone the Democrats have coughed out. 4%

 

11
He is one of our greatest presidents ever. 5%

 

14
God appointed him. 18%

 

55
41) What's the deal with America?
Man, I wish I lived in Europe or Canada or something... 32%

 

95
America stands for some great things, it's just our damn policies that piss me off. 57%

 

171
America is the greatest, and will always be. Nuff said. 11%

 

32
42) Do you believe you will see the end of America as the the lone superpower in your lifetime?
Yes 55%

 

164
No 45%

 

134
43) So what's the deal with this site?
I think you try too hard Ed. 42%

 

124
It's kinda amusing, I guess. 16%

 

48
I think it's just fine. 35%

 

103
More content! More updates! Weh weh weh!! 8%

 

23
44) Can you sing?
Yes 52%

 

154
No 48%

 

144
45) Can you play an instrument?
Yes 41%

 

122
I used to.. 34%

 

100
Yes 26%

 

76
46) Can you juggle?
Yes 16%

 

47
No 84%

 

251
47) Have you ever killed a mammal?
Yes 25%

 

74
No 75%

 

224
48) Roadkill doesn't count.
Still have 20%

 

59
No 80%

 

239
49) Neither do mice traps.
Yep 21%

 

62
No 79%

 

236
50) Or hunting for that matter.
...blood... 85%

 

254
No 15%

 

44
51) Did you know I sometimes photoshop the pictures to make them look better?
Yeah I kinda assumed 36%

 

108
What? Photoshop? 64%

 

190
52) Could you format your own computer?
Yes 62%

 

184
No 38%

 

114
53) Do you floss at least once a day?
Yes 22%

 

67
No 78%

 

231
54) Are you a beer snob?
Yes 12%

 

36
No 88%

 

262
55) Are you a music snob?
Yes 59%

 

176
No 41%

 

122
56) Aren't we all music snobs?
yeah, I guess so... 100%

 

298
57) Are you one of those people that talks to your friends on the phone at freaking 9am?
Like, all the time 33%

 

97
Sometimes, but rarely 6%

 

17
No 62%

 

184
58) How about at like noon? Fucking Christ.
Like, all the time 51%

 

153
Sometimes, but rarely 37%

 

109
No 12%

 

36
59) Speaking of which, how about that guy?
He never existed 22%

 

65
He existed, but was just a good guy. None of this son of god nonsense. 9%

 

27
He is the son of God, and we should follow his teachings. 36%

 

107
Those that don't follow Him will be condemned to Hell for all of eternity. 3%

 

8
I don't have a freaking clue. 31%

 

91
60) What about his dad?
There is no god or creator of any sort, and organized religion was created to keep the masses in line. 18%

 

54
There is some sort of creator or something, but none of that bible writing nonsense. 19%

 

56
There is a God, and He wrote the bible, or something like that. 22%

 

65
There is a God, and He created man in his likeness. Oh and evolution is nothing but liberal propaganda. 10%

 

29
I don't have a freaking clue. 32%

 

94
61) Would you permanently change your name to 'Poo McSlapmychest' for $10 million?
Yes 39%

 

115
No 61%

 

183
62) What about 'Frank Franklin'?
Yes 69%

 

207
No 31%

 

91
63) What about 'Slut McFuckInMyTruck'?
Yes 73%

 

219
No 27%

 

79
64) What if it was $2 million?
Yes 71%

 

211
No 29%

 

87
65) Would you rather be a master chef or a master breakdancer?
Chef 64%

 

190
Breakdancer 36%

 

108
66) Would you rather have a flying carpet that can't be destroyed and you can never lose and can go up to the speed of sound, BUT you lose your legs, or every one of Darth Vader's powers?
The flying carpet 14%

 

41
The powers 86%

 

257
67) Would you rather your legs twice as long, or your forearms?
Legs 26%

 

77
Forearms 74%

 

221
68) Did you ever read the daily comics as a kid?
Yes 59%

 

177
No 41%

 

121
69) Are you considered athletic?
Yes 39%

 

116
No 61%

 

182
70) Do you typically pull the tags out of your t-shirts?
Yes 56%

 

166
No 44%

 

132
71) When you do though, are you always careful to not tear the fabric?
Yes 68%

 

203
No 32%

 

95
72) What is more important, career success or personal satisfaction?
Career success 38%

 

114
Personal satisfaction 55%

 

165
The two are one and the same 6%

 

19
73) Could you properly explain what a 'pun' is?
Yes 72%

 

216
No 28%

 

82
74) Could you properly explain how this joke is supposed to be funny?
Yes 30%

 

88
No 70%

 

210
75) OK, done.
Wait, please more! 69%

 

207
Thank the freaking lord. 31%

 

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