The Ultimate Personality Quiz

1) Sex:
Male: 50%

 

 67
Female: 50%

 

 68
2) Do you close the bathroom door if you are alone in a house?
Yes: 22%

 

 30
No: 78%

 

 105
3) How about if you are not alone?
Yes: 72%

 

 97
No: 28%

 

 38
4) Do you stand or lean to one side when you wipe?
Stand: 29%

 

 39
Lean: 72%

 

 97
5) Do you mentally remember everything your hands have touched since you last washed them?
Yes: 16%

 

 21
No: 85%

 

 115
6) Have you ever been arrested?
Yes: 15%

 

 20
No: 85%

 

 115
7) Could you be in jail right now for the illegal things you've done?
Yes: 58%

 

 78
No: 42%

 

 57
8) The figure below that I like least is:
: 44%

 

 60
: 28%

 

 38
: 27%

 

 37
9) Presented with and I like the following the most:
: 35%

 

 47
: 25%

 

 34
: 40%

 

 54
10) Does the phrase 'And now for something completely different.' mean anything to you?
Yes: 65%

 

 88
No: 35%

 

 47
11) How about the phrase 'Apes are monkeys too'?
Yes: 47%

 

 64
No: 53%

 

 71
12) Or '..Making your dreams come true, for you. Making your dreams come true'?
Yes: 44%

 

 59
No: 90%

 

 122
13) Have you ever been the first to show up to a party?
Yes: 64%

 

 86
No: 36%

 

 49
14) How about the last to leave?
Yes: 93%

 

 126
No: 41%

 

 55
15) Do you golf?
Yes: 33%

 

 44
No: 92%

 

 124
16) Do you disc golf?
Yes: 43%

 

 58
No: 91%

 

 123
17) Have you ever given blood?
Yes: 66%

 

 89
No: 68%

 

 92
18) Are you an organ donor?
Yes: 74%

 

 100
No: 60%

 

 81
19) Would you consider donating your body to science?
Yes: 74%

 

 100
No: 60%

 

 81
20) Are you a vegetarian?
Yes: 18%

 

 24
No: 116%

 

 157
21) Are you a vegan?
Yes: 24%

 

 33
No: 110%

 

 148
22) Have you ever tried being either?
Yes: 53%

 

 71
No: 81%

 

 110
23) Do you download music illegally?
Yes: 63%

 

 85
No: 24%

 

 32
Used to..: 47%

 

 64
24) Do you download applications illegally?
Yes: 64%

 

 86
No: 70%

 

 95
25) Are you currently downloading anything illegally?
Yes: 40%

 

 54
No: 94%

 

 127
26) Have you ever shoplifted?
Yes: 79%

 

 107
No: 55%

 

 74
27) How about anything over like 10$?
Yes: 25%

 

 34
No: 98%

 

 132
28) Would you spank your child?
Yes: 65%

 

 88
No: 48%

 

 65
29) Would you shake them?
Yes: 17%

 

 23
No: 83%

 

 112
30) What is worse: being labeled as liberal or conservative?
Liberal: 24%

 

 33
Conservative: 79%

 

 107
31) Would you vote for Arnold if given the chance?
Affermative: 49%

 

 66
Negative: 85%

 

 115
32) Did you vote in 04?
Yes: 85%

 

 115
No: 28%

 

 38
I would've if I could've: 21%

 

 28
33) Do you know what the term 'Political Flamewar' means?
Yes: 45%

 

 61
No: 89%

 

 120
34) Do you watch TV news?
Yes: 62%

 

 84
No: 72%

 

 97
35) Do you watch MTV?
Yes: 64%

 

 87
No: 70%

 

 94
36) Do you pretty much gag at anything on TV?
Yes: 43%

 

 58
No: 91%

 

 123
37) How about Iron Chef?
Yeah I do love that show: 49%

 

 66
Nope... : 51%

 

 69
38) Do you remember when you learned the truth about Santa?
Yes: 71%

 

 96
No: 63%

 

 85
39) Have you ever been the one that told anyone the truth about Santa??
Mwhahaha!! Yes!: 47%

 

 63
No: 87%

 

 118
40) So what's the deal with Bush?
Evil mastermind!! 14%

 

 19
I think he's just a total dumbass. 47%

 

 64
He thinks what he is doing is good for this country, really he does. Still a dumbass. 21%

 

 28
I don't totally agree with him, but he sure as hell is better than anyone the Democrats have coughed out. 13%

 

 17
He is one of our greatest presidents ever. 1%

 

 2
God appointed him. 4%

 

 5
41) What's the deal with America?
Man, I wish I lived in Europe or Canada or something... 21%

 

 29
America stands for some great things, it's just our damn policies that piss me off. 63%

 

 85
America is the greatest, and will always be. Nuff said. 16%

 

 21
42) Do you believe you will see the end of America as the the lone superpower in your lifetime?
Yes 44%

 

 60
No 56%

 

 75
43) So what's the deal with this site?
I think you try too hard Ed. 7%

 

 10
It's kinda amusing, I guess. 43%

 

 58
I think it's just fine. 24%

 

 32
More content! More updates! Weh weh weh!! 26%

 

 35
44) Can you sing?
Yes 59%

 

 79
No 76%

 

 102
45) Can you play an instrument?
Yes 52%

 

 70
I used to.. 32%

 

 43
Yes 50%

 

 68
46) Can you juggle?
Yes 29%

 

 39
No 71%

 

 96
47) Have you ever killed a mammal?
Yes 41%

 

 55
No 59%

 

 80
48) Roadkill doesn't count.
Still have 30%

 

 41
No 70%

 

 94
49) Neither do mice traps.
Yep 29%

 

 39
No 71%

 

 96
50) Or hunting for that matter.
...blood... 20%

 

 27
No 80%

 

 108
51) Did you know I sometimes photoshop the pictures to make them look better?
Yeah I kinda assumed 71%

 

 96
What? Photoshop? 29%

 

 39
52) Could you format your own computer?
Yes 51%

 

 69
No 49%

 

 66
53) Do you floss at least once a day?
Yes 22%

 

 30
No 78%

 

 105
54) Are you a beer snob?
Yes 30%

 

 40
No 70%

 

 95
55) Are you a music snob?
Yes 59%

 

 80
No 75%

 

 101
56) Aren't we all music snobs?
yeah, I guess so... 100%

 

 135
57) Are you one of those people that talks to your friends on the phone at freaking 9am?
Like, all the time 15%

 

 20
Sometimes, but rarely 26%

 

 35
No 93%

 

 126
58) How about at like noon? Fucking Christ.
Like, all the time 33%

 

 44
Sometimes, but rarely 55%

 

 74
No 47%

 

 63
59) Speaking of which, how about that guy?
He never existed 4%

 

 6
He existed, but was just a good guy. None of this son of god nonsense. 30%

 

 41
He is the son of God, and we should follow his teachings. 25%

 

 34
Those that don't follow Him will be condemned to Hell for all of eternity. 1%

 

 2
I don't have a freaking clue. 39%

 

 52
60) What about his dad?
There is no god or creator of any sort, and organized religion was created to keep the masses in line. 16%

 

 22
There is some sort of creator or something, but none of that bible writing nonsense. 27%

 

 37
There is a God, and He wrote the bible, or something like that. 11%

 

 15
There is a God, and He created man in his likeness. Oh and evolution is nothing but liberal propaganda. 9%

 

 12
I don't have a freaking clue. 36%

 

 49
61) Would you permanently change your name to 'Poo McSlapmychest' for $10 million?
Yes 69%

 

 93
No 65%

 

 88
62) What about 'Frank Franklin'?
Yes 99%

 

 134
No 35%

 

 47
63) What about 'Slut McFuckInMyTruck'?
Yes 66%

 

 89
No 68%

 

 92
64) What if it was $2 million?
Yes 56%

 

 75
No 79%

 

 106
65) Would you rather be a master chef or a master breakdancer?
Chef 59%

 

 79
Breakdancer 76%

 

 102
66) Would you rather have a flying carpet that can't be destroyed and you can never lose and can go up to the speed of sound, BUT you lose your legs, or every one of Darth Vader's powers?
The flying carpet 20%

 

 27
The powers 114%

 

 154
67) Would you rather your legs twice as long, or your forearms?
Legs 73%

 

 98
Forearms 27%

 

 37
68) Did you ever read the daily comics as a kid?
Yes 100%

 

 135
No 30%

 

 40
69) Are you considered athletic?
Yes 67%

 

 91
No 67%

 

 90
70) Do you typically pull the tags out of your t-shirts?
Yes 39%

 

 52
No 96%

 

 129
71) When you do though, are you always careful to not tear the fabric?
Yes 79%

 

 107
No 55%

 

 74
72) What is more important, career success or personal satisfaction?
Career success 9%

 

 12
Personal satisfaction 61%

 

 82
The two are one and the same 30%

 

 41
73) Could you properly explain what a 'pun' is?
Yes 101%

 

 136
No 33%

 

 45
74) Could you properly explain how this joke is supposed to be funny?
Yes 67%

 

 90
No 67%

 

 91
75) OK, done.
Wait, please more! 32%

 

 43
Thank the freaking lord. 68%

 

 92