The Ultimate Personality Quiz

1) Sex:
Male: 31%

 

96
Female: 69%

 

215
2) Do you close the bathroom door if you are alone in a house?
Yes: 46%

 

144
No: 54%

 

167
3) How about if you are not alone?
Yes: 86%

 

269
No: 14%

 

42
4) Do you stand or lean to one side when you wipe?
Stand: 33%

 

103
Lean: 67%

 

208
5) Do you mentally remember everything your hands have touched since you last washed them?
Yes: 22%

 

67
No: 78%

 

244
6) Have you ever been arrested?
Yes: 88%

 

273
No: 12%

 

38
7) Could you be in jail right now for the illegal things you've done?
Yes: 69%

 

215
No: 31%

 

96
8) The figure below that I like least is:
: 56%

 

175
: 14%

 

45
: 29%

 

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9) Presented with and I like the following the most:
: 44%

 

136
: 32%

 

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: 24%

 

74
10) Does the phrase 'And now for something completely different.' mean anything to you?
Yes: 58%

 

180
No: 42%

 

131
11) How about the phrase 'Apes are monkeys too'?
Yes: 33%

 

104
No: 67%

 

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12) Or '..Making your dreams come true, for you. Making your dreams come true'?
Yes: 37%

 

116
No: 63%

 

195
13) Have you ever been the first to show up to a party?
Yes: 57%

 

177
No: 43%

 

134
14) How about the last to leave?
Yes: 56%

 

175
No: 44%

 

136
15) Do you golf?
Yes: 9%

 

29
No: 91%

 

282
16) Do you disc golf?
Yes: 5%

 

17
No: 95%

 

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17) Have you ever given blood?
Yes: 69%

 

215
No: 31%

 

96
18) Are you an organ donor?
Yes: 72%

 

225
No: 28%

 

86
19) Would you consider donating your body to science?
Yes: 52%

 

163
No: 48%

 

148
20) Are you a vegetarian?
Yes: 11%

 

34
No: 89%

 

277
21) Are you a vegan?
Yes: 2%

 

5
No: 98%

 

306
22) Have you ever tried being either?
Yes: 39%

 

120
No: 61%

 

191
23) Do you download music illegally?
Yes: 43%

 

134
No: 21%

 

65
Used to..: 36%

 

112
24) Do you download applications illegally?
Yes: 69%

 

216
No: 31%

 

95
25) Are you currently downloading anything illegally?
Yes: 14%

 

43
No: 86%

 

268
26) Have you ever shoplifted?
Yes: 60%

 

186
No: 40%

 

125
27) How about anything over like 10$?
Yes: 81%

 

251
No: 19%

 

60
28) Would you spank your child?
Yes: 42%

 

131
No: 58%

 

180
29) Would you shake them?
Yes: 85%

 

264
No: 15%

 

47
30) What is worse: being labeled as liberal or conservative?
Liberal: 62%

 

193
Conservative: 38%

 

118
31) Would you vote for Arnold if given the chance?
Affermative: 28%

 

87
Negative: 72%

 

224
32) Did you vote in 04?
Yes: 46%

 

142
No: 14%

 

44
I would've if I could've: 40%

 

125
33) Do you know what the term 'Political Flamewar' means?
Yes: 75%

 

232
No: 25%

 

79
34) Do you watch TV news?
Yes: 48%

 

148
No: 52%

 

163
35) Do you watch MTV?
Yes: 30%

 

93
No: 70%

 

218
36) Do you pretty much gag at anything on TV?
Yes: 63%

 

195
No: 37%

 

116
37) How about Iron Chef?
Yeah I do love that show: 75%

 

233
Nope... : 25%

 

78
38) Do you remember when you learned the truth about Santa?
Yes: 40%

 

123
No: 60%

 

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39) Have you ever been the one that told anyone the truth about Santa??
Mwhahaha!! Yes!: 70%

 

219
No: 30%

 

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40) So what's the deal with Bush?
Evil mastermind!! 30%

 

93
I think he's just a total dumbass. 35%

 

108
He thinks what he is doing is good for this country, really he does. Still a dumbass. 8%

 

25
I don't totally agree with him, but he sure as hell is better than anyone the Democrats have coughed out. 4%

 

13
He is one of our greatest presidents ever. 5%

 

15
God appointed him. 18%

 

57
41) What's the deal with America?
Man, I wish I lived in Europe or Canada or something... 33%

 

103
America stands for some great things, it's just our damn policies that piss me off. 57%

 

176
America is the greatest, and will always be. Nuff said. 10%

 

32
42) Do you believe you will see the end of America as the the lone superpower in your lifetime?
Yes 55%

 

172
No 45%

 

139
43) So what's the deal with this site?
I think you try too hard Ed. 42%

 

132
It's kinda amusing, I guess. 16%

 

50
I think it's just fine. 33%

 

104
More content! More updates! Weh weh weh!! 8%

 

25
44) Can you sing?
Yes 51%

 

158
No 49%

 

153
45) Can you play an instrument?
Yes 41%

 

128
I used to.. 33%

 

103
Yes 26%

 

80
46) Can you juggle?
Yes 16%

 

49
No 84%

 

262
47) Have you ever killed a mammal?
Yes 24%

 

76
No 76%

 

235
48) Roadkill doesn't count.
Still have 20%

 

61
No 80%

 

250
49) Neither do mice traps.
Yep 20%

 

63
No 80%

 

248
50) Or hunting for that matter.
...blood... 85%

 

265
No 15%

 

46
51) Did you know I sometimes photoshop the pictures to make them look better?
Yeah I kinda assumed 36%

 

113
What? Photoshop? 64%

 

198
52) Could you format your own computer?
Yes 62%

 

194
No 38%

 

117
53) Do you floss at least once a day?
Yes 22%

 

67
No 78%

 

244
54) Are you a beer snob?
Yes 12%

 

36
No 88%

 

275
55) Are you a music snob?
Yes 59%

 

184
No 41%

 

127
56) Aren't we all music snobs?
yeah, I guess so... 100%

 

311
57) Are you one of those people that talks to your friends on the phone at freaking 9am?
Like, all the time 32%

 

99
Sometimes, but rarely 6%

 

20
No 62%

 

192
58) How about at like noon? Fucking Christ.
Like, all the time 50%

 

157
Sometimes, but rarely 37%

 

116
No 12%

 

38
59) Speaking of which, how about that guy?
He never existed 22%

 

67
He existed, but was just a good guy. None of this son of god nonsense. 9%

 

29
He is the son of God, and we should follow his teachings. 36%

 

111
Those that don't follow Him will be condemned to Hell for all of eternity. 3%

 

10
I don't have a freaking clue. 30%

 

94
60) What about his dad?
There is no god or creator of any sort, and organized religion was created to keep the masses in line. 18%

 

57
There is some sort of creator or something, but none of that bible writing nonsense. 19%

 

58
There is a God, and He wrote the bible, or something like that. 22%

 

68
There is a God, and He created man in his likeness. Oh and evolution is nothing but liberal propaganda. 9%

 

29
I don't have a freaking clue. 32%

 

99
61) Would you permanently change your name to 'Poo McSlapmychest' for $10 million?
Yes 39%

 

121
No 61%

 

190
62) What about 'Frank Franklin'?
Yes 69%

 

215
No 31%

 

96
63) What about 'Slut McFuckInMyTruck'?
Yes 73%

 

228
No 27%

 

83
64) What if it was $2 million?
Yes 71%

 

222
No 29%

 

89
65) Would you rather be a master chef or a master breakdancer?
Chef 64%

 

198
Breakdancer 36%

 

113
66) Would you rather have a flying carpet that can't be destroyed and you can never lose and can go up to the speed of sound, BUT you lose your legs, or every one of Darth Vader's powers?
The flying carpet 14%

 

42
The powers 86%

 

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67) Would you rather your legs twice as long, or your forearms?
Legs 26%

 

81
Forearms 74%

 

230
68) Did you ever read the daily comics as a kid?
Yes 59%

 

183
No 41%

 

128
69) Are you considered athletic?
Yes 38%

 

119
No 62%

 

192
70) Do you typically pull the tags out of your t-shirts?
Yes 56%

 

175
No 44%

 

136
71) When you do though, are you always careful to not tear the fabric?
Yes 68%

 

212
No 32%

 

99
72) What is more important, career success or personal satisfaction?
Career success 38%

 

118
Personal satisfaction 56%

 

173
The two are one and the same 6%

 

20
73) Could you properly explain what a 'pun' is?
Yes 72%

 

224
No 28%

 

87
74) Could you properly explain how this joke is supposed to be funny?
Yes 30%

 

93
No 70%

 

218
75) OK, done.
Wait, please more! 70%

 

219
Thank the freaking lord. 30%

 

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